Top Ten Shaving Quotes
Here Are My Top Ten Shaving Quotes
I love quotes of all kinds. Concise statements that carry a lifetime of wisdom, or even humor. So I looked around for some Shaving Quotes, and surprisingly, there are very few good ones to be found. Why are there not more? Shaving is something that most of the world does nearly every day. It is a part of our routines, our lives, and with all of the notable characters out there whose words often find their way into documentation of sorts, you would think there would be a plethora of notable shaving quotes out there. So I gathered up the ten best ones that I could find for you here.
#10 Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women’s clothes are SO revealing – Ladies you have my respect.
– Lou Diamond Phillips
#9 Though it’s a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.
– Michael Rosenbaum
#8 In a network situation, a vice president, while he’s shaving, can decide your history.
– Phil Donahue
#7 I hate shaving. It’s much easier to just to a little stubble, but my wife and daughter like it when I’m clean shaven. If you see me with a clean face, then you know I’m in the kissing mode!
– Patrick Dempsey
#6 A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precicisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
– Bill Cosby
#5 Every time I go and shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, ‘I’m gonna go shave, too.’
– Mitch Hedberg
#4 Winning is like shaving; you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.
– Jack Kemp
#3 I was really excited to get to shave my head – it’s something I’d wanted to do for a while and now I had a good excuse. It was nice to shed that level of vanity.
– Natalie Portman
#2 Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving.
– Woody Allan
#1 The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have to shave twice a day.
– Adlai E Stevenson
So come on you guys, we can do better than that right? Maybe if more folks added TCIO* to their routine, there would be more inspiration for great shaving quotes.
Let me hear your best shaving quotes, bring it on!